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Steven Hanley
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Tue, 05 Jul 2005
Helooooo Clayton, or them shrooooom and chicken rolls on the path to world domination - 21:21
We all know how common mushroom and chicken sausages are, in reality they are
coming out our ears, like when magicians pull a coin out the ear of some
unsuspecting audience member. However in this case and on so many other
occasions in the modern world the object being removed from ones ear is a
mushroom and chicken sausage. Due to this frequency I was completely
unsurprised last Friday to find the campus bakery had mushroom and chicken
sausage rolls for sale, they have to use all the extras somewhere, otherwise
all those poor magicians would be out of a job.
If you manage to escape the mushroom and chicken sausage avalanches you may
fancy some fish, or at least to go fishing, if of course you do not enjoy
fishing you may hope to catch a
cat fish the
size of a grizzly bear which means you only need to go fishing, say about
once a decade.
Big
fish are no longer as active or popular as they were in the late 90s but
who knows there may be frozen fish milkshake on which to
suck before you ever thought to maintain a
diary.
Peter Harvey^W^W Rodana
Mykynzy^W^W Steven Hanley, Canberra
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